Brett yesterday, after the cookie swap: "Who made these chocolate cookies? Cuz damn, they're good."
Me: (tells him who)
Brett: "I hate to tell you this, but I might have to leave you for whoever baked these."
Me: "Hrm. Well, ok. It's been nice knowing you."
Brett: "Oh wait - is that a raisin in here?? It's off."
Me: "So our marriage has been saved?"
Brett: "Saved by a raisin. Yep."
I wasn't worried. I knew there were raisins.