Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Marital Conversation #312

Brett yesterday, after the cookie swap: "Who made these chocolate cookies? Cuz damn, they're good."

Me: (tells him who)

Brett: "I hate to tell you this, but I might have to leave you for whoever baked these."

Me: "Hrm. Well, ok. It's been nice knowing you."

Brett: "Oh wait - is that a raisin in here?? It's off."

Me: "So our marriage has been saved?"

Brett: "Saved by a raisin. Yep."

I wasn't worried. I knew there were raisins.

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