Toddlers do not like phone conversations

Things Sofie asked me today while I was talking on the phone -- which I almost never do -- in an escalating attempt to drag my attention back to her:

• "Mama, what's on my arm?"
• "Why does hair come out of my brain?"
• "WHY DID THE CAT DIE????"

(Note: the cat died over two years ago. And no, hair does not grow out of her brain.)